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At a glance
| Winner | Runner-up | |
|---|---|---|
| Candidate | Flowery Dreemurr | tweamonster |
| Party | Liberal Socialist Party | F*** Egg Party |
| Electoral vote | 342 | 196 |
| States carried | 34 | 19 |
| Popular vote | 35,498,027 (42.44%) | 46,833,214 (55.99%) |
Overview
Flowery Dreemurr of the Liberal Socialist Party won the presidency with 342 electoral votes to tweamonster’s 196, despite losing the national popular vote by 13.55 percentage points. tweamonster, running on the F*** Egg Party line, took 55.99% of the vote (46,833,214 raw votes) against Dreemurr’s 42.44% (35,498,027), while independent Arthur Flaco drew 1.57% and no electoral votes. The result is a stark electoral-college inversion: Dreemurr carried 34 states and cleared the 270 threshold by 72 votes, even as tweamonster won millions more ballots.
How the Night Unfolded
The electoral-vote-over-time chart tells the story of a count that looked settled for 46 turns and then shattered. From turn 25 through turn 46, tweamonster held a commanding 189 electoral votes to Dreemurr’s 67, and that FEP total never moved for the entire stretch. Dreemurr’s tally oscillated between 74 and 97, never threatening the lead. Then, at turn
Results by state
| State | EV | Winner | Share | Margin |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| AK | 3 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 48.6% | +3.1 |
| AL | 9 EV | tweamonster (FEP) | 91.1% | +82.7 |
| AR | 6 EV | tweamonster (FEP) | 87.3% | +75.3 |
| AZ | 8 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 50.5% | +7.3 |
| CA | 54 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 74.3% | +52.3 |
| CO | 8 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 54.6% | +16.4 |
| CT | 8 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 65.5% | +35.1 |
| DC | 2 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 69.7% | +50.3 |
| DE | 3 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 58.2% | +24 |
| FL | 25 EV | tweamonster (FEP) | 92.6% | +85.7 |
| GA | 13 EV | tweamonster (FEP) | 89.9% | +80.3 |
| HI | 4 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 76.2% | +57.6 |
| IA | 7 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 92.6% | +86.5 |
| ID | 4 EV | tweamonster (FEP) | 49% | +3.2 |
| IL | 22 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 94.6% | +90.2 |
| IN | 12 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 92.8% | +86.7 |
| KS | 6 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 47.6% | +0.8 |
| KY | 8 EV | tweamonster (FEP) | 90.8% | +82.1 |
| LA | 9 EV | tweamonster (FEP) | 90.7% | +82 |
| MA | 12 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 75% | +54.8 |
| MD | 10 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 50.1% | +0.9 |
| ME | 4 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 59.8% | +27.4 |
| ME_CD1 | 0 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 59.8% | +27.4 |
| ME_CD2 | 0 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 59.8% | +27.4 |
| MI | 18 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 59.6% | +19.8 |
| MN | 10 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 96.3% | +93.3 |
| MO | 11 EV | tweamonster (FEP) | 90.6% | +81.7 |
| MS | 7 EV | tweamonster (FEP) | 90.6% | +81.6 |
| MT | 3 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 52.1% | +10.9 |
| NC | 14 EV | tweamonster (FEP) | 90.6% | +81.6 |
| ND | 3 EV | tweamonster (FEP) | 47.4% | +0.2 |
| NE | 5 EV | tweamonster (FEP) | 47.4% | +0.3 |
| NH | 4 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 54.4% | +15.9 |
| NJ | 15 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 65.6% | +35.2 |
| NM | 5 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 73% | +49.5 |
| NV | 4 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 57.6% | +22.8 |
| NY | 33 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 93.3% | +87.9 |
| OH | 21 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 53.4% | +7.6 |
| OK | 8 EV | tweamonster (FEP) | 92.9% | +86.1 |
| OR | 7 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 58% | +24.2 |
| PA | 23 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 94.2% | +89.4 |
| RI | 4 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 64% | +37.1 |
| SC | 8 EV | tweamonster (FEP) | 90.9% | +82.2 |
| SD | 3 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 48.5% | +3 |
| TN | 11 EV | tweamonster (FEP) | 89% | +78.6 |
| TX | 32 EV | tweamonster (FEP) | 91.4% | +83.2 |
| UT | 5 EV | tweamonster (FEP) | 51.3% | +7.6 |
| VA | 13 EV | tweamonster (FEP) | 92.9% | +86.1 |
| VT | 3 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 75.6% | +56.2 |
| WA | 11 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 58.1% | +24.4 |
| WI | 11 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 95% | +90.8 |
| WV | 5 EV | tweamonster (FEP) | 59.3% | +19.1 |
| WY | 3 EV | Flowery Dreemurr (LPS) | 48.1% | +2 |